Dam is shocked! For there exists also aggressive ungrateful patient for other surgeons! For even of wonderful aesthetic surgeon Darrell Nam (who bears of no resemblance to Barrell Dam - remember, he is a completely original creation, just like Ricky Rouse™ and Monald Muck™!). See here aggressive ungrateful patient complain of lovely aesthetic deformity given to him by Darrell Nam: http://darrellnamisthedevil.blogspot.com/. What of load of nonsense! Darrell Nam give patient wonderful result, just like (in opinion of Dam), wondrous result given by Dam himself! Could not have been better if had been hacked away at by surgeon with eye closed (of course, result look like it WAS!).
Remember, bear no weighting of opinions of aggressive ungraful patients such as these. Go and see masterful surgeon possessive of aesthetic eye such as Barrell Dam and Darrell Nam!
Showing posts with label aggressive ungrateful patients. Show all posts
Showing posts with label aggressive ungrateful patients. Show all posts
Saturday, February 5, 2011
Saturday, September 4, 2010
RateMDs
It appears that the great unwashed of the aggressive ungrateful patients whom I have aesthetically disfigured have taken to post negative reviews about me on RateMDs. Well! Should the opinions of those who do not possess great wisdom and discerning eye of masterful surgeon be allowed to spread vicious untruths about wonderful result of surgery with Dam? One cannot truthfully answer no.
So in between browsing for his favorite ladyboy porn, Dam has made sure to flag transgressing reviews for deletion by moderators. Just because Dam has removed enormous amount of cartilage leaving nose collapsed and unnatural and lied to medical board to protect wondrous practice of Australian Cosmetic Aesthetic Surgery Centre, it is not cause for these vexatious opinions of unintelligent ungrateful patient to be allowed to be posted on internet! Is only expedient for godlike genius of Dam to having writings on internets.
So in between browsing for his favorite ladyboy porn, Dam has made sure to flag transgressing reviews for deletion by moderators. Just because Dam has removed enormous amount of cartilage leaving nose collapsed and unnatural and lied to medical board to protect wondrous practice of Australian Cosmetic Aesthetic Surgery Centre, it is not cause for these vexatious opinions of unintelligent ungrateful patient to be allowed to be posted on internet! Is only expedient for godlike genius of Dam to having writings on internets.
Wednesday, July 21, 2010
Images and that which we see
The eyes can be deceiving. The person beholding an image will often perceive that which he sees in his mind rather than that what is in front of him. For example, one may look and me and see a freaky garden gnome or serial killer. This is untrue. I do not kill. I just cut off noses. And I am not a garden gnome.
Another example of this is someone looking at my work. Because my results give beauty which nature cannot match, him what has idea in his head of nose being bad if not looking like that which occurs in nature will see “botch” whereas others with more discerning eye will see beauty and craftsmanship.
I do not show prospective patients pictures of my own work, as they will often be shocked at how aesthetic my results are and because of this will sometimes mistake my results as being bad. They often feel my work is drastic as there has been so much improvement, when in really my work is actually very conservative (I do leave some of the original tissue in the nose).
Make sure you are not one of these slovenly public whose eyes deceive them! If you get rhinoplasty result that looks “botched” in your vision; ask your plastic surgeon for his opinion and he will tell you your result is good (which he will know better than you! Do not listen to unsavoury characters which feed you with other opinions! Him which created result is always much better judge than him which did not!).
It could also be that your result is good, but you just need the rest of your face manipulated to fit your new nose. In this case, always ask opinion of plastic surgeon for what to sculpt your face into more aesthetic shape for a more aesthetic look.
Another example of this is someone looking at my work. Because my results give beauty which nature cannot match, him what has idea in his head of nose being bad if not looking like that which occurs in nature will see “botch” whereas others with more discerning eye will see beauty and craftsmanship.
I do not show prospective patients pictures of my own work, as they will often be shocked at how aesthetic my results are and because of this will sometimes mistake my results as being bad. They often feel my work is drastic as there has been so much improvement, when in really my work is actually very conservative (I do leave some of the original tissue in the nose).
Make sure you are not one of these slovenly public whose eyes deceive them! If you get rhinoplasty result that looks “botched” in your vision; ask your plastic surgeon for his opinion and he will tell you your result is good (which he will know better than you! Do not listen to unsavoury characters which feed you with other opinions! Him which created result is always much better judge than him which did not!).
It could also be that your result is good, but you just need the rest of your face manipulated to fit your new nose. In this case, always ask opinion of plastic surgeon for what to sculpt your face into more aesthetic shape for a more aesthetic look.
"Natural" vs. Unnatural
Sometimes patients come to me and complain of result to be not what they like. Always they complain of not looking "natural"; I tell them, "nature ugly, why you come to me for perform rhinoplasty then?". Surgery can only improve unsightly nose, the more surgery performed on nose the more aesthetic the nose will look.
I have very troublesome patient come to me and tell me nose not look good. I very shocked and surprised; new nose is finely sculpted with tip so pointy could open envelope. Who could be dissatisfied with such a thing? Also complaining he was about irregularity of nose, I tell him "irregularity of nose wonderful thing! do you not want nose multi-faceted like diamond?". He not like asymmetry of nose, but his face is asymmetric so I made nose more asymmetric to fit with face. Is not to have matching face and nose splendid and aesthetic thing?
He get very threatening and agressive, when leave he slam door causing damage to door, even damage to building (he even slam door so hard he create cracks in walls of dirty old house I consult from that were already there!).
Later he complain to medical board, but I use persuasion to other plastic surgeon to not testify against me. Are we not all genius? Should one who has risen to godlike status of plastic surgeon be dropped to masses of great unwashed?
Eventually, medical board agree with me that "open roof deformity" not a deformity! Of course this is known to those with wisdom. Lots of money westerners pay for cars with open roofs, yet they not want open roof on nose? Ridiculous is such a thing.
Here in instruction on protection against patient:
1. Simply tell medical board you have done actions all complying with "standard practice". While some may say it is an unethical thing to lie to medical board, this is only said by those not imparted with higher wisdom of plastic surgeon.
2. Never admit you wrong. Because you not wrong! Even wrong you are, then you are right because you are plastic surgeon! Every nose will look better after operation, and this should be known.
3. Never, ever give refund to patient. Even if patient die. If you lose money, you lose power; and it is well known that women are attracted to money and power. How you expect prostitute to show any interest then?
Follow these steps, and then you will be able to create stupendous deformed nose they rest of life.
I have very troublesome patient come to me and tell me nose not look good. I very shocked and surprised; new nose is finely sculpted with tip so pointy could open envelope. Who could be dissatisfied with such a thing? Also complaining he was about irregularity of nose, I tell him "irregularity of nose wonderful thing! do you not want nose multi-faceted like diamond?". He not like asymmetry of nose, but his face is asymmetric so I made nose more asymmetric to fit with face. Is not to have matching face and nose splendid and aesthetic thing?
He get very threatening and agressive, when leave he slam door causing damage to door, even damage to building (he even slam door so hard he create cracks in walls of dirty old house I consult from that were already there!).
Later he complain to medical board, but I use persuasion to other plastic surgeon to not testify against me. Are we not all genius? Should one who has risen to godlike status of plastic surgeon be dropped to masses of great unwashed?
Eventually, medical board agree with me that "open roof deformity" not a deformity! Of course this is known to those with wisdom. Lots of money westerners pay for cars with open roofs, yet they not want open roof on nose? Ridiculous is such a thing.
Here in instruction on protection against patient:
1. Simply tell medical board you have done actions all complying with "standard practice". While some may say it is an unethical thing to lie to medical board, this is only said by those not imparted with higher wisdom of plastic surgeon.
2. Never admit you wrong. Because you not wrong! Even wrong you are, then you are right because you are plastic surgeon! Every nose will look better after operation, and this should be known.
3. Never, ever give refund to patient. Even if patient die. If you lose money, you lose power; and it is well known that women are attracted to money and power. How you expect prostitute to show any interest then?
Follow these steps, and then you will be able to create stupendous deformed nose they rest of life.
Tuesday, July 20, 2010
Defending of wondrous fellow surgeon against LIES!
Here, I must take opportunity to defend highly well regarded surgeon Ellenbogen - some claim he evil, but look! Here: http://richardellenbogenruinedmynose.blogspot.com/2008_11_01_archive.html . Make lovely aesthetic nose for patient! Ungrateful is patient for spreading such impertinent lies. Now, when you see wondrous results of Ellenbogen and lies of malice spread by ungrateful patient, you know why all lies spread by patients of Dam are FALSE!
Even medical board agree Barrell Dam wondrous surgeon - though did have to lie to board in investigations, was only to protect wonderful godlike surgery of great Dam. If medical board stop me from operating on patient, who would give them aesthetic mangled nose? I know of not any!
Come to Barrell Dam and you get good result just like ones seen in vexing blog above!
Even medical board agree Barrell Dam wondrous surgeon - though did have to lie to board in investigations, was only to protect wonderful godlike surgery of great Dam. If medical board stop me from operating on patient, who would give them aesthetic mangled nose? I know of not any!
Come to Barrell Dam and you get good result just like ones seen in vexing blog above!
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