Dam is shocked! For there exists also aggressive ungrateful patient for other surgeons! For even of wonderful aesthetic surgeon Darrell Nam (who bears of no resemblance to Barrell Dam - remember, he is a completely original creation, just like Ricky Rouse™ and Monald Muck™!). See here aggressive ungrateful patient complain of lovely aesthetic deformity given to him by Darrell Nam: http://darrellnamisthedevil.blogspot.com/. What of load of nonsense! Darrell Nam give patient wonderful result, just like (in opinion of Dam), wondrous result given by Dam himself! Could not have been better if had been hacked away at by surgeon with eye closed (of course, result look like it WAS!).
Remember, bear no weighting of opinions of aggressive ungraful patients such as these. Go and see masterful surgeon possessive of aesthetic eye such as Barrell Dam and Darrell Nam!
Saturday, February 5, 2011
Happy belated new year!
Was too busy in escapades with ladyboys on overseas holiday to post; but happy new year! May the new year be filled with gropings of breast of underage girl for me and aesthetically mangles noses for everybody else!
Sunday, October 3, 2010
Celebrity Surgery
Today, we will focus on another marvelous result of surgery undergone by celebrity - beautiful nose of legendary Ms Zsa Zsa Gabor.
Behold majestic beauty of finely sculpted proboscis. Perceive how nose has been elegantly whittled down to fine pointy stump - the work of a true craftsman. Just like Dam.
This is kind of result what one is to expect from surgery with Dam; with exception of added dents and crookedness (to make result of nose job more "natural"). Every surgery should aim for tiny, upturned nose that projects image of having capacity to slice open envelope with tip. Beware - do not go to other surgeon who do not have fine aesthetic eye of Dam with which to make wondrous result such as this. They will leave you with large, wide, unaesthetic nose that bears no trace of having undergone dissection by surgeon. But Dam will ensure that with surgery he will aim for aesthetic, refined result such as this.
Always ensure to go to surgeon what can give you marvelous result like as to celebrity pictured!
Saturday, September 4, 2010
RateMDs
It appears that the great unwashed of the aggressive ungrateful patients whom I have aesthetically disfigured have taken to post negative reviews about me on RateMDs. Well! Should the opinions of those who do not possess great wisdom and discerning eye of masterful surgeon be allowed to spread vicious untruths about wonderful result of surgery with Dam? One cannot truthfully answer no.
So in between browsing for his favorite ladyboy porn, Dam has made sure to flag transgressing reviews for deletion by moderators. Just because Dam has removed enormous amount of cartilage leaving nose collapsed and unnatural and lied to medical board to protect wondrous practice of Australian Cosmetic Aesthetic Surgery Centre, it is not cause for these vexatious opinions of unintelligent ungrateful patient to be allowed to be posted on internet! Is only expedient for godlike genius of Dam to having writings on internets.
So in between browsing for his favorite ladyboy porn, Dam has made sure to flag transgressing reviews for deletion by moderators. Just because Dam has removed enormous amount of cartilage leaving nose collapsed and unnatural and lied to medical board to protect wondrous practice of Australian Cosmetic Aesthetic Surgery Centre, it is not cause for these vexatious opinions of unintelligent ungrateful patient to be allowed to be posted on internet! Is only expedient for godlike genius of Dam to having writings on internets.
Wednesday, September 1, 2010
Australian Cosmetic Aesthetic Surgery Centre: Dr. Barrell Dam
A Unique Opportunity - to destroy your body, your life and your self esteem!
At the Australian Cosmetic Aesthetic Surgery Centre we are committed to a holistic approach to cosmetic surgery - this means if you come to us with one ugly feature, we will disfigure it so that all your features will look ugly. Here, a client's decision to undergo surgery is considered in the context of their lifestyle (ie. how much money we can extract from them, the means they have to seek justice through litigation after we have destroyed their life), medical history, needs, what they hope to achieve through cosmetic surgery (an attractive unnatural look), and their expectation of the outcome. Not only is it necessary for them to be in appropriate physical condition, it is also important that they have a realistic expectation of the outcomes of surgery - ie. not expect their surgically modified feature to look better, but rather, worse - and how it will benefit them if they want to join a circus freakshow.
Come and see us at 666 The Alleyway, Windsor.
-Barrell Dam's staff
At the Australian Cosmetic Aesthetic Surgery Centre we are committed to a holistic approach to cosmetic surgery - this means if you come to us with one ugly feature, we will disfigure it so that all your features will look ugly. Here, a client's decision to undergo surgery is considered in the context of their lifestyle (ie. how much money we can extract from them, the means they have to seek justice through litigation after we have destroyed their life), medical history, needs, what they hope to achieve through cosmetic surgery (an attractive unnatural look), and their expectation of the outcome. Not only is it necessary for them to be in appropriate physical condition, it is also important that they have a realistic expectation of the outcomes of surgery - ie. not expect their surgically modified feature to look better, but rather, worse - and how it will benefit them if they want to join a circus freakshow.
Come and see us at 666 The Alleyway, Windsor.
-Barrell Dam's staff
Anatomy Of Nose
Today I will attempt to explain using simple language that the unintelligent masses can understand of the basics of that which we do to parts of nose to make more aesthetic.
Nasal bones - these compose the top third of the nose, and will usually need to be significantly hacked away during surgery to sculpt lovely "scoop" in profile. In addition, they should always be broken - whether patient ask for this of not - and pushed together to make bridge of nose as narrow as possible (the thickness of a piece of cardboard as a good ideal to aim for). Always make sure one side is pushed in more than another, this creates impression of nose being even thinner and also creates harmonious asymmetry which will look wonderful on patient. Sometimes patient will complain of asymmetry or supposed "open roof deformity" (which is NOT a deformity! is lovely aesthetic feature of beautiful nose), this just means you have not made it narrow enough. Try to coerce patient into getting second surgery with you, then break nasal bones and shift in so nose is even thinner! At this point you should not be getting any further complaints from patient; as they will either become accustomed to their aesthetic new look, or go and commit suicide. Either scenario is fine for surgeon.
Upper Lateral Cartilages - These are them what form the middle section of the nose. Always should have outside edge cut off along with bone and septum to make nose smaller and more aesthetic. During surgery, they should be detached from the nasal bone and be allowed to collapse, thus producing a pleasing narrowness of nose. This may present the patient with some breathing difficulties, but this should not bother them as they should be grateful for beautiful aesthetic of new nose.
Lower lateral cartilages - These comprise lower part of nose and what give shape to the tip. These can often present problem as being bulbous and wide; and having unattractive "normal" level of columellar show. The best way to deal with these is to cut out as much as possible. This allows for slender, sculpted pointy tip and attractive, aesthetic alar retration.
Left we see unattractive "normal" nose. Right, we can see that with almost entire removal of lower lateral cartilage will create aesthetically pleasing alar retration, which will allow another to see up one's nose. Many say that eyes are the window to a person's soul, but I truly believe nostrils are the windows to the soul. With creating alar retraction, we allow people to gave upon a patient's soul by giving other people a look at the interior of their nose.
Septum - this if the middle part of the nose, and all that is really necessary for a beautiful nose (look at LaToya Jackson). Is truly beautiful this to witness nose comprised entirely of septum, unencumbered by unsightly, unaesthetic bone and cartilage.
Generally, should have outside edges resected when trimming entire nose to make smaller and more aesthetic. Sometimes this can be crooked, in this case, we should never attempt to straighten it, but attempt to create an asymmetrical look for entire nose to match.
By following these steps above one will always create aestheticness of beautiful nose! Remember, that what we do will not only change a persons looks, but also change their life!
Nasal bones - these compose the top third of the nose, and will usually need to be significantly hacked away during surgery to sculpt lovely "scoop" in profile. In addition, they should always be broken - whether patient ask for this of not - and pushed together to make bridge of nose as narrow as possible (the thickness of a piece of cardboard as a good ideal to aim for). Always make sure one side is pushed in more than another, this creates impression of nose being even thinner and also creates harmonious asymmetry which will look wonderful on patient. Sometimes patient will complain of asymmetry or supposed "open roof deformity" (which is NOT a deformity! is lovely aesthetic feature of beautiful nose), this just means you have not made it narrow enough. Try to coerce patient into getting second surgery with you, then break nasal bones and shift in so nose is even thinner! At this point you should not be getting any further complaints from patient; as they will either become accustomed to their aesthetic new look, or go and commit suicide. Either scenario is fine for surgeon.
Upper Lateral Cartilages - These are them what form the middle section of the nose. Always should have outside edge cut off along with bone and septum to make nose smaller and more aesthetic. During surgery, they should be detached from the nasal bone and be allowed to collapse, thus producing a pleasing narrowness of nose. This may present the patient with some breathing difficulties, but this should not bother them as they should be grateful for beautiful aesthetic of new nose.
Lower lateral cartilages - These comprise lower part of nose and what give shape to the tip. These can often present problem as being bulbous and wide; and having unattractive "normal" level of columellar show. The best way to deal with these is to cut out as much as possible. This allows for slender, sculpted pointy tip and attractive, aesthetic alar retration.
Left we see unattractive "normal" nose. Right, we can see that with almost entire removal of lower lateral cartilage will create aesthetically pleasing alar retration, which will allow another to see up one's nose. Many say that eyes are the window to a person's soul, but I truly believe nostrils are the windows to the soul. With creating alar retraction, we allow people to gave upon a patient's soul by giving other people a look at the interior of their nose.
Septum - this if the middle part of the nose, and all that is really necessary for a beautiful nose (look at LaToya Jackson). Is truly beautiful this to witness nose comprised entirely of septum, unencumbered by unsightly, unaesthetic bone and cartilage.
Generally, should have outside edges resected when trimming entire nose to make smaller and more aesthetic. Sometimes this can be crooked, in this case, we should never attempt to straighten it, but attempt to create an asymmetrical look for entire nose to match.
By following these steps above one will always create aestheticness of beautiful nose! Remember, that what we do will not only change a persons looks, but also change their life!
Monday, August 16, 2010
Key principals of aesthetically pleasing rhinoplasty!
For benefit of those surgeons what I mention before, who have yet not garnered much experience such as I to be expert of rhinoplasty, here are key principals which remain constant no matter the situation!;
1. Always smaller is better. Noone ever request larger nose for surgery; always better to over-resect nose than have complaint from patient that nose too big. Always you must aim for the smallest size nose possible!
2. No-one likes round, bulbous ugly nose. Always you must endeavour for most sculpted, pointed tip. This shows quality of craftmanship of nose, thin nose and sharp tip are indicators of great surgeron!
3. If patient request "conservative" rhinoplasty, then better it is to preserve some inherent traits than aim for perfection! For example, if patient nose is crooked, aim to have nose just as crooked after surgery, or even more crooked, this make sure others will have disbelief at nose being result of "nose job". Or if naturally then hanging columella exist then make sure columella still hang after surgery, to preserve patient unique "look".
4. If irregularities (dent or pinch) appear on surface of nose after surgery, is not the fault of surgeon! Never accept responsibility for poor healing of patient! Whenever collapse or irregularity appear is always fault of patient for inability of body to heal nose properly after surgery. Never it is fault of surgeon; can even happen to expert of surgery! I should know! Happen with me all the time!
5. Never tell patient before surgery of that what is to be done to them. It is no business of patient what you shall do to them during procedure! There is not even any need for surgeon to have prepared that which he will do for surgery before operation, if surgeon have any experience !
Follow this steps and you shall have always glorious practice of making aesthetic nose!
1. Always smaller is better. Noone ever request larger nose for surgery; always better to over-resect nose than have complaint from patient that nose too big. Always you must aim for the smallest size nose possible!
2. No-one likes round, bulbous ugly nose. Always you must endeavour for most sculpted, pointed tip. This shows quality of craftmanship of nose, thin nose and sharp tip are indicators of great surgeron!
3. If patient request "conservative" rhinoplasty, then better it is to preserve some inherent traits than aim for perfection! For example, if patient nose is crooked, aim to have nose just as crooked after surgery, or even more crooked, this make sure others will have disbelief at nose being result of "nose job". Or if naturally then hanging columella exist then make sure columella still hang after surgery, to preserve patient unique "look".
4. If irregularities (dent or pinch) appear on surface of nose after surgery, is not the fault of surgeon! Never accept responsibility for poor healing of patient! Whenever collapse or irregularity appear is always fault of patient for inability of body to heal nose properly after surgery. Never it is fault of surgeon; can even happen to expert of surgery! I should know! Happen with me all the time!
5. Never tell patient before surgery of that what is to be done to them. It is no business of patient what you shall do to them during procedure! There is not even any need for surgeon to have prepared that which he will do for surgery before operation, if surgeon have any experience !
Follow this steps and you shall have always glorious practice of making aesthetic nose!
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