It appears that the great unwashed of the aggressive ungrateful patients whom I have aesthetically disfigured have taken to post negative reviews about me on RateMDs. Well! Should the opinions of those who do not possess great wisdom and discerning eye of masterful surgeon be allowed to spread vicious untruths about wonderful result of surgery with Dam? One cannot truthfully answer no.
So in between browsing for his favorite ladyboy porn, Dam has made sure to flag transgressing reviews for deletion by moderators. Just because Dam has removed enormous amount of cartilage leaving nose collapsed and unnatural and lied to medical board to protect wondrous practice of Australian Cosmetic Aesthetic Surgery Centre, it is not cause for these vexatious opinions of unintelligent ungrateful patient to be allowed to be posted on internet! Is only expedient for godlike genius of Dam to having writings on internets.
Saturday, September 4, 2010
Wednesday, September 1, 2010
Australian Cosmetic Aesthetic Surgery Centre: Dr. Barrell Dam
A Unique Opportunity - to destroy your body, your life and your self esteem!
At the Australian Cosmetic Aesthetic Surgery Centre we are committed to a holistic approach to cosmetic surgery - this means if you come to us with one ugly feature, we will disfigure it so that all your features will look ugly. Here, a client's decision to undergo surgery is considered in the context of their lifestyle (ie. how much money we can extract from them, the means they have to seek justice through litigation after we have destroyed their life), medical history, needs, what they hope to achieve through cosmetic surgery (an attractive unnatural look), and their expectation of the outcome. Not only is it necessary for them to be in appropriate physical condition, it is also important that they have a realistic expectation of the outcomes of surgery - ie. not expect their surgically modified feature to look better, but rather, worse - and how it will benefit them if they want to join a circus freakshow.
Come and see us at 666 The Alleyway, Windsor.
-Barrell Dam's staff
At the Australian Cosmetic Aesthetic Surgery Centre we are committed to a holistic approach to cosmetic surgery - this means if you come to us with one ugly feature, we will disfigure it so that all your features will look ugly. Here, a client's decision to undergo surgery is considered in the context of their lifestyle (ie. how much money we can extract from them, the means they have to seek justice through litigation after we have destroyed their life), medical history, needs, what they hope to achieve through cosmetic surgery (an attractive unnatural look), and their expectation of the outcome. Not only is it necessary for them to be in appropriate physical condition, it is also important that they have a realistic expectation of the outcomes of surgery - ie. not expect their surgically modified feature to look better, but rather, worse - and how it will benefit them if they want to join a circus freakshow.
Come and see us at 666 The Alleyway, Windsor.
-Barrell Dam's staff
Anatomy Of Nose
Today I will attempt to explain using simple language that the unintelligent masses can understand of the basics of that which we do to parts of nose to make more aesthetic.
Nasal bones - these compose the top third of the nose, and will usually need to be significantly hacked away during surgery to sculpt lovely "scoop" in profile. In addition, they should always be broken - whether patient ask for this of not - and pushed together to make bridge of nose as narrow as possible (the thickness of a piece of cardboard as a good ideal to aim for). Always make sure one side is pushed in more than another, this creates impression of nose being even thinner and also creates harmonious asymmetry which will look wonderful on patient. Sometimes patient will complain of asymmetry or supposed "open roof deformity" (which is NOT a deformity! is lovely aesthetic feature of beautiful nose), this just means you have not made it narrow enough. Try to coerce patient into getting second surgery with you, then break nasal bones and shift in so nose is even thinner! At this point you should not be getting any further complaints from patient; as they will either become accustomed to their aesthetic new look, or go and commit suicide. Either scenario is fine for surgeon.
Upper Lateral Cartilages - These are them what form the middle section of the nose. Always should have outside edge cut off along with bone and septum to make nose smaller and more aesthetic. During surgery, they should be detached from the nasal bone and be allowed to collapse, thus producing a pleasing narrowness of nose. This may present the patient with some breathing difficulties, but this should not bother them as they should be grateful for beautiful aesthetic of new nose.
Lower lateral cartilages - These comprise lower part of nose and what give shape to the tip. These can often present problem as being bulbous and wide; and having unattractive "normal" level of columellar show. The best way to deal with these is to cut out as much as possible. This allows for slender, sculpted pointy tip and attractive, aesthetic alar retration.
Left we see unattractive "normal" nose. Right, we can see that with almost entire removal of lower lateral cartilage will create aesthetically pleasing alar retration, which will allow another to see up one's nose. Many say that eyes are the window to a person's soul, but I truly believe nostrils are the windows to the soul. With creating alar retraction, we allow people to gave upon a patient's soul by giving other people a look at the interior of their nose.
Septum - this if the middle part of the nose, and all that is really necessary for a beautiful nose (look at LaToya Jackson). Is truly beautiful this to witness nose comprised entirely of septum, unencumbered by unsightly, unaesthetic bone and cartilage.
Generally, should have outside edges resected when trimming entire nose to make smaller and more aesthetic. Sometimes this can be crooked, in this case, we should never attempt to straighten it, but attempt to create an asymmetrical look for entire nose to match.
By following these steps above one will always create aestheticness of beautiful nose! Remember, that what we do will not only change a persons looks, but also change their life!
Nasal bones - these compose the top third of the nose, and will usually need to be significantly hacked away during surgery to sculpt lovely "scoop" in profile. In addition, they should always be broken - whether patient ask for this of not - and pushed together to make bridge of nose as narrow as possible (the thickness of a piece of cardboard as a good ideal to aim for). Always make sure one side is pushed in more than another, this creates impression of nose being even thinner and also creates harmonious asymmetry which will look wonderful on patient. Sometimes patient will complain of asymmetry or supposed "open roof deformity" (which is NOT a deformity! is lovely aesthetic feature of beautiful nose), this just means you have not made it narrow enough. Try to coerce patient into getting second surgery with you, then break nasal bones and shift in so nose is even thinner! At this point you should not be getting any further complaints from patient; as they will either become accustomed to their aesthetic new look, or go and commit suicide. Either scenario is fine for surgeon.
Upper Lateral Cartilages - These are them what form the middle section of the nose. Always should have outside edge cut off along with bone and septum to make nose smaller and more aesthetic. During surgery, they should be detached from the nasal bone and be allowed to collapse, thus producing a pleasing narrowness of nose. This may present the patient with some breathing difficulties, but this should not bother them as they should be grateful for beautiful aesthetic of new nose.
Lower lateral cartilages - These comprise lower part of nose and what give shape to the tip. These can often present problem as being bulbous and wide; and having unattractive "normal" level of columellar show. The best way to deal with these is to cut out as much as possible. This allows for slender, sculpted pointy tip and attractive, aesthetic alar retration.
Left we see unattractive "normal" nose. Right, we can see that with almost entire removal of lower lateral cartilage will create aesthetically pleasing alar retration, which will allow another to see up one's nose. Many say that eyes are the window to a person's soul, but I truly believe nostrils are the windows to the soul. With creating alar retraction, we allow people to gave upon a patient's soul by giving other people a look at the interior of their nose.
Septum - this if the middle part of the nose, and all that is really necessary for a beautiful nose (look at LaToya Jackson). Is truly beautiful this to witness nose comprised entirely of septum, unencumbered by unsightly, unaesthetic bone and cartilage.
Generally, should have outside edges resected when trimming entire nose to make smaller and more aesthetic. Sometimes this can be crooked, in this case, we should never attempt to straighten it, but attempt to create an asymmetrical look for entire nose to match.
By following these steps above one will always create aestheticness of beautiful nose! Remember, that what we do will not only change a persons looks, but also change their life!
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