Eighth Wonder of World - nose of La Toya!

Today I will be looking at wondrous marvel of modern medicine... nose of La Toya Jackson. What a thing of wondrous beauty. Even master plastic surgeon like myself still marvel at work of master craftsman who manage to create finely sculpted aesthetic nose of beauty.



Look at lovely aesthetic taper of nose. Gaze in awe at the way nostrils retract so far you can almost see interior of nasal cavity of La Toya. It is a wonder to behold.
This is ideal nose, and what I aim for with every surgery.

Unfortunately, stupidity of medical regulations means one cannot perform that which will be most aesthetic result; but one such as I can always come close with removing as much material from nose as regulation will allow. See how beautiful nose of Ms Jackson is only septum? Other cartilage and bone not necessary in construction of beautiful nose. Would be far better if surgeon could remove all of nose except septum. Chop, chop, chop! But only allowed to do so much. Still always endeavour to remove as much unsightly bone and cartilage as possible.